An Inquisitory Tale
Here is where we shall forge an epic tale.The rules are simple... you may add one sentence per post, and allow at least one other post from someone else before posting again (no consecutive posts).And...
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And suddenly off to the left Sir Fartsalot saw a four foot, pre-sliced Ham and Pineapple Pizza still steaming in the delivery box, a truly refreshing keg of Pepsi, and the BIGGEST, LONGEST, PHATTEST...
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As he approached the items of refreshment, his path was blocked by four sexy women wearing only wet wife-beater shirts who suddenly appeared ( a lot of things seem to suddenly appear in this forest ) .
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And then the women in the wet T-shirts passed the Pizza and Pepsi all around, much to the delight of the entire party, who did fall to and enjoy the feast most heartily.....
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Sir Fartsalot suddenly sprang to his feet and knocked the feast from everyone's laps, pointing out that the wet t-shirted women had webbed toes!
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Then a strange man in a military uniform strode confidently out of the forest and said "Ok, stop that, stop that. This program has become far too silly. We're going to end it right now, do you hear?...
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Looking at each other with raised eyebrows, and cautiously peering up at the sky, all those in the party were most upset at the thought of large, labelled weights falling out of the sky; and were once...
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Then the travelers wandered into a magical talking machine guarded by a frightening creature with fiery hair and wearing a tye-dye T-shirt.He said "Need to make a collect call? Just dial down the...
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And then a voluptuous Demoness with green skin and blue hair appeared, and grabbed the gruesome creature by the neck, saying "quit running off while I'm torturing you" and they vanished in a puff of...
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Sir Fartsalot dismounts his trusty steed and slaps Seer Caley with a glove for ignoring the Inquisitory Tale rule of one sentence per post!
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Then Caley repented in his small college dorm room; for college is a place where you write in many sentences, and Caley was not used to such restriction; so Caley decided to write in long, long run-on...
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Sir Fartsalot and Sir Fuchsalaut, despite being distracted by the flurry of magical goings-on, had not forgotten that they had been attempting to investigate the strange object they had espied atop...
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The stone's mystical powers flashed a bright pink neon glow, and in an instant everyone appeared to vanish... meanwhile, one could hear the grunts of awakening bears - struggling as they fell over...
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A loud BUMP noise was heard, everyone reappeared, and once again our valiant heroes attempted to figure out just whatthehell was going on with the shrunken monolith.
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from the top of the shrunken monolith tiny plumes of smoke began to appear while itty bitty teeny weeny Unicornians poured out from the bottom, coughing and shouting in their tiny voices "What the...
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Sir Fartsalot told them, "We are here to liberate you! Behold the glory that is us!", and proceeded to fall on his face while trying to get back on his horse.
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As Sir Fartsalot shakily regains his feet and wipes the dung from his face a voice like thunder booms across the land: 'I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no strange gods before me, especially...
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Sir Lofaran gazed quizzically in the direction of the voice and asked, "Who is that man behind the curtain, and why is he wearing a full-length gingham dress?"
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As the sunset gradually changed to Pink, a ray of light cast upon the gingham-dressed figure and revealed it to be that of Jerry Falwell.
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